I HAVE DECIDED TO SUBJECT YOU TO MY POETRY. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH PHEAR ME. I AM THE HIP-HIPPOPATOMUS, OH WAIT, NO I AM NOT, HERE HAVE SOME POETRY
DON'T ASK WHY, NEVER ASK WHY. (ESPECIALLY AT THE ALL CAPS RIGHT NOW.)
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I would apologize for this, but it's too much fun. )